Yellow Pages: Ad for Life

Yes. I'm here again after a couple months of fighting my way through high school, I have taken time out of my busy schedule to tell you about my life as a Teen Loser. So high school can be renamed hell high because my life has become a living hell (but I shouldn't complain, hell would seem worse). How can life be so bad when it hasn't even really started? I have at least 60 years before I die and this is only the beginning of the endless shit I have to go through! Fuck that! If only I could invent a time machine. Too bad I suck at science. I am currently getting a proud D in Chemistry. Not failing...yet. Classes are the same torture they've always been. Finals are next week. Something I am definitely dreading. Someone kill me now!! (Figure of speech). My love life is non-existant, of course. No guys at the moment (or ever before). So next, friends are still crazy as hell. They're kinda pulling at me and I'm opening up a little, still too shy for anything but I'm getting there. Oh! Next Friday is the Winter Ball!! I am SUPER excited and can't wait because I soooo want to dance even though I have no date and I probably won't have a date (more like I will not have a date for sure!. Sooo. Life is slowly dragging me down in the mud or maybe ice. Outside it is overly icy and I cannot walk to save my life which makes me sad. I need a Superhero. Yellowpages anyone? Do they advertise dates or heroes. Anyone wanna be my hero? Guess not. How sad. Still a loser. Just a little less than before. Keeping together for a while more. Good night and good bye.